Meteor in Canada?!

Woah. There was a flipping meteor in Canada. A meteor! Yeah. Maybe there are aliens within the meteor. Coming to destroy the world and all of its inhabitants. Hmmm....? Yup.
Do you spend hours in front of the mirror making your hair elegantly disheveled? Proto-typical non-conformist. You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gestapo. You adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges. Giving your thumbs up and thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art. Go analog baby, you're so post-modern. You're diving face forward into an antiquated past, it's disgusting! It's offensive! Don't stick your nose up at me!When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people you chuckle to yourself, patting yourself on the back as you scoff. You are a FAKER! ADMIT IT!You are a FRAUD!ADMIT IT! You're living a LIE! your life is living a lie! You don't impress me! ADMIT IT! You don't intimidate me! ADMIT IT!
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